Thursday 10 March 2016

Sea Shell Souvenir Items

I am browsing my photo albums on my facebook account.  I said I am going to delete some pictures to have some free space and the memories of this pictures is now allowing me to do so. The easiest alternative is delete from Facebook and Paste here.

I love this . I still have like 50 items left here in my house.  I did not sell my almost 100 collections. It is just that I can't say NO when someone comes and ask one.  These are souvenir items made from different sea shells, LOVE IT.


















TIME TO PARK MY PEN, IT HAS NO GASOLINE
TIME TO THROW MY CAR, IT HAS NO INK

Short Time

Question:  What is short time?
Answer:    Don't even ask, I am in a hurry!

Shortcuts

I love shortcuts, so I am posting my signages as follows:

Snakes

Be aware that in any forest there's a snake
oh yeah, there are ANACONDA's

Movie

"Sit back, relax, WATCH A MOVIE"
and you found yourself watching HEAVY DRAMA, you end up crying
where is justice to that quote?

Balloney

I swear I hate this conversation!

Man: I think I am falling in love with you 
Women: Ohhhh you're so ballooonnneeeeyyyyyyyy

I Love You but You Don't Love Me
or
You Love Me But I Don't Love You

That's BULLSHIT! either don't even exist.

Life at 40

Life begins at 40
I am glad I am far from being in it, for the second time around, 
I'm only 60

I wanna be

Wondering if Professional killers, pick-pocketers, kidnap-for-ransom group, theft have once say: 
"SOMEDAY, I WANNA BE"

LIAR

DON'T CALL ME A LIAR BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!
(Fair Enough?)

Paranoidal VS Suicidal

What is the difference between Paranoidal and Suicidal? 
HAVE YOURSELF CHECKED BY A PSYCHIATRIST! lol

I Am Lost

"I AM LOST" 
please get me back to this address if you find me
Don't ask me to go with you
There is not where I'm going

Walk with ME

A Walk for a Cause? 

It's good for the heart

I AM BORED

I GET SO BORED I END UP HANGING MYSELF ON A TREE

which is which

RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY 

OR 

CANDIDATING FOR PRESIDENCY

For Adults Only Please

I think that Legal Wife and Mistress are one and the same banana.
They eat the same fruit! LOL

You love me

Say What? YOU LOVE ME?

OMG, never imagined that we will go this far

I Love You

I love you on my own free style and art! LOL

I am Here

I am here when they need me

Hello, where are you when they don't?
"The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

That was before, now no more. And please don't ask me why, there are minors around!

Mistress

They say that if you want your marriage to work and avoid your husband from finding another one, you have to be a MISTRESS.

AM I NOT?  

I love Idioms

How I wish I was born with a silver spoon on my mouth
So I don't work too hard to benefit from the fruit of my labour

Can you blame me for thinking this way? 

I might be fortunate if I did not go with the unfortunate
Now it seems like there's no hope in dope

So what? Get myself buried 6 feet under the ground?

LOL


My Hobbies

You know what? I have so many hobbies, so many I lost count of it.
So see you when my Alschiemer's is cured!

Time

I love this quote: 
"Please make the most out of your time" 

But I run out of time already

In-Love

Can you please tell me how many times should I be IN-LOVE...
Once, twice, thrice...?

Oh okay, don't bother, I am on my 6th time now, thank you.

Me

If there is one thing in ME that I don't like
That is being ME
What you don't know wont hurt you

so what the heck are PAPARAZZI for?

Responsibility

It is Parents's responsibility to support their Children
It is never Children's responsibility to support their Parents

OH YAH?

Idiot

I want to define IDIOT in this way,

YOU MUST REALLY BE SICKED IN THE HEAD!

A Boss's Reminder

My Beloved Boss always reminded me of this: 
"Wheng, if you want to be fortunate, don't go with the unfortunate" 

I am sorry Sir it seems like I always forget your reminder.

Please Don't

BEFORE:
Please, don't tell me what to do, I know what to do, 
Please, don't tell me what to say, I know what to say, 
Please, don't tell me where to go, I know where I'm going, 
AFTER:
PLEASE, DON'T TURN YOUR BACK OFF ME, I NEED YOUR HELP!

See You

Why do you have to always tell me "See you when I see you" When I see you everyday....?
are you NUTS?

Teacher at Home

There goes a saying "Education Begins at Home" 

OOOPPPPPSSSSS Sorryy....I forgot to hire a Teacher. LOL

Character vs. Attitude


My Grandmother reminded me of this
"If you have 2 children, you have to know that there are 2 different characters in them, if its 3 there is 3 and so on and forth"

I have six children do they have 6 different characters? 

Jesus Christ....my Grandparents gave me the wrong information!

My children have no 6 different characters, THEY HAVE 100 DIFFERENT ATTITUDEs...

Please Sing

You are asked to sing, OK? 
You are not asked to narrate a poem 
Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Alone

When I am alone, I feel so ALONE
When I am with the crowd, I feel so PISSED OFF
what the HECK!!!

The Moon

I was watching an English Movie the other day...
    It was drama/love story, don't remember exactly if it's Dear John or what...
          What caught me was this line: 

"NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THIS WORLD, THE MOON IS NEVER BEEN BIGGER THAN YOUR THUMB"


Cellphones - Hate It or Love It

I can't help but wonder how wonderful having a CELLPHONE is,
your friends, family, boss or anyone call or text you, 
this feature of cellphone is amazing, I LOVE IT

Lately, my Cellphone keeps ringing
I am receiving a non-stop text messages

OMG, collectors are running after me
I AM SO MUCH INDEBTED
this feature of cellphone? I HATE IT 

LOL

A Mother's Hugots

A mother they say, is the best
I have to believe it sometimes
Most of the times, I DON'T
 

Antiques for Sale

Hello, I would like to show you some of my antique collections. These are all for sale, please check below: 

100 YEAR OLD JAR - PHP 1,000

100 YEAR OLD CENTER TABLE - PHP 3,000

ANTIQUE METAL ASHTRAY - PHP 300

100+ YEAR OLD LAMP - NOT AVAILABLE

ANTIQUE LARGE OFFICE TABLE - PHP 3,000

ANTIQUE PIPA - P 2,500

1 SET NICKEL SPOON/FORK/KNIFE - PHP 2,500

ANTIQUE WOOD PEN CONTAINER - PHP 500

ANTIQUE KALAN DE GAS - PHP 3,000

100+ YEAR OLD PLATES - 6 PCS AVAILABLE - PHP 1,200 EACH

ANTIQUE PLATES - 3 PCS AVAILABLE - PHP 1,200 EACH 

ANTIQUE WALL DECORATOR - PHP 300 

ANTIQUE BRASS JAR - SMALLEST - PHP 3,500

ANTIQUE LAMP SHADE - PHP 1,500

ANTIQUE JADE GREEN JEWELRY BOX - PHP 3,000

ANTIQUE BANGA - PHP 1,000

ANTIQUE WINE BOTTLE/CONTAINER - PHP 1,500

ANTIQUE JADE PLATE - 6 PCS AVAILABLE - P 1,500 EACH

SAMURAI - PHP 5,000

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 09995799309 OR 09369243546

THANK YOU!